I'm Paul Bissex, and e-scribe.com is my consulting business. I build web applications using open source software, especially Django. I teach photographers web design and professional skills. In the '90s I did graphic design for newspapers and magazines. Then I wrote technology commentary and reviews for Wired, Salon.com, Chicago Tribune, and lots of little places you've never heard of. Feel free to email me.
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$ grep ub$ /usr/share/dict/words
| ruby -ne "print split(/(\s+)/).map{|w|w.capitalize}"
| xargs -I FOOB echo "FOOBuntu"
| column
Bathtubuntu Interclubuntu Strubuntu
Bedaubuntu Knubuntu Stubuntu
Bedubuntu Misdaubuntu Subuntu
Beelzebubuntu Moneygrubuntu Subshrubuntu
Blubuntu Nubuntu Succubuntu
Bubuntu Ouroubuntu Swilltubuntu
Cherubuntu Overscrubuntu Trillibubuntu
Chubuntu Pubuntu Trubuntu
Clubuntu Redaubuntu Tubuntu
Cubuntu Redubuntu Unclubuntu
Daubuntu Rerubuntu Undaubuntu
Disdubuntu Rescrubuntu Underclubuntu
Drubuntu Resnubuntu Undergrubuntu
Dubuntu Reubuntu Underscrubuntu
Flubuntu Roubuntu Undershrubuntu
Flubdubuntu Rubuntu Undertubuntu
Fubuntu Sandclubuntu Undubuntu
Gaubuntu Scrubuntu Washtubuntu
Glubuntu Semishrubuntu Woodgrubuntu
Grubuntu Shrubuntu Zebubuntu
Hubuntu Sillabubuntu Zermahbubuntu
Hubbubuntu Slubuntu
Inrubuntu Snubuntu
I got the idea for this after listening to a recent LugRadio podcast. They're all about Ubuntu. If you didn't know, Ubuntu is a Linux distribution that has begun sprouting similarly-named offshoots like Kubuntu and Edubuntu and whatnot.
Of the possibilities listed I think "Beelzebubuntu" is the winner by a mile, but "Hubbubuntu" and "Succubuntu" are pretty good too.
(Notice the gratuitous use of Ruby. I stole the capitalization recipe from this web page because the cross-platform variations in sed are just too much for me. Of course, if I were running Rubuntu 0.1, "Deputy Dawg," it all would surely be much easier.)
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