Jabberwocky 2.0 (BETA)

‘Twas google/ig, and the odeos
Did skype and quimble in engrade:
All simpy were the buzzingos,
And the feedpaths carbonmade.

“Beware the Frapprflock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Yubnub bird, and shun
The del.icio.us Offertrax!”

He took his orkut sword in hand:
Long time the slawesome foe he sought –
So rested he by the Numsum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in schtuffish thought he stood,
The Frapprflock, with eyes of flame,
Came gliffling through the elggy wood,
And blurbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The zurpal blade went tikitac!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went listsomething back.

“And, has thou slain the Frapprflock?
Come to my arms, my beeplet boy!
O tractis day! Polloo! Webjay!’
He yorzled in his joy.

‘Twas google/ig, and the odeos
Did skype and quimble in engrade:
All simpy were the buzzingos,
And the feedpaths carbonmade.

(Thanks to Read/WriteWeb for the list of lists of Web 2.0 sites. No guarantee as to actual Web 2.0-ness is expressed or implied. Web 2.0 may not exist. Reality may be an illusion. Apologies to the author of Jabberwocky 1.0, Lewis Carroll, although I’m pretty sure he’s dead.)