Signal to Noise
Whenever I get one of these communiques through eBay I’m always astonished at the amount of extra verbiage. This one takes the cake, though. Only about 1% of the message body is the actual message – the words “it’s taken care of.” Presented below in full, slightly reformatted and munged.
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Subject: Re: Question for item #__ - __ __ __
Date: September 17, 2005 4:03:09 PM EDT (CA)
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it's taken care of
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