The Blue Sky anti-massacree movement

I’m not a big gamer, but I can get behind this:

We want to COLLECT BANANAS FROM MAGIC CASTLES not earn respect from fictional gang leaders! We want to stun enemies with BOUNCE ATTACKS, not shoot them in unrealistic and shoddy drive-bys!

Of course, I’m old, so my idea of the Platonic gaming ideal is Asteroids.

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