Posts tagged: RANTS

Death to QuickTime Pro

Seeing a QuickTime upgrade show up in Software Update today reminded me that I’d been meaning to briefly rant about the split between Quicktime and QuickTime Pro and what a silly anachronism it is. John Siracusa said it best in his Ars Technica review of OS X 10.4: Mac OS X ships with a complete integrated development environment that supports C, C++, Objective-C, Java, and all of the APIs in Mac OS X (not to mention distributed compiling, a GUI design and layout tool, and a suite of performance monitoring applications).

Product idea: Single-speaker iPod station

The starting premise here is: most speakers sold to work with the iPod and other DAPs are crap. They have fragile plastic cases, pointless stereo, and little 1" speakers that “deliver surprisingly good sound quality” or whatever euphemism one uses when trying to rationalize spending $100+ on something that sounds like a telephone receiver. I’ve pitched my idea for a better approach to my cool product designer friends, but they’re busy working on magnesium snowboard bindings, electric mountain bikes, and military-spec safety glasses.

Blog Usability Showdown: Me vs. Jakob Nielsen

Jakob Nielsen, who you of course know as “the usability Pope” and “the next best thing to a true time machine,” recently published an essay titled “Weblog Usability: The Top Ten Design Mistakes”. I’m going to run down his ten-point list and weigh his “Alertbox” pages against my blog according to each of his criteria. Now, you might say that this isn’t fair since Alertbox is a newsletter, not a blog, and that he’s been doing it since 1995, long before “blogging” was even a word.

Is eBay doing all it can to fight phishing?

A lot of eBay phishing scams take you to websites that not only mimic the look of the site they’re impersonating, but actually contain live links to that site and even use images hosted there. I just got one today: an email with the ironic subject line of “eBay Fraud Mediation Request.” I always take a look at these to see if the scammers have any new tricks. I even click on the links (being a Mac user emboldens me there).

Signal to Noise

Whenever I get one of these communiques through eBay I’m always astonished at the amount of extra verbiage. This one takes the cake, though. Only about 1% of the message body is the actual message – the words “it’s taken care of.” Presented below in full, slightly reformatted and munged. From: member@ebay.com Subject: Re: Question for item #__ - __ __ __ Date: September 17, 2005 4:03:09 PM EDT (CA) To: __@e-scribe.

Hizzitachi

Hitachi really made a splash with their “Hard Drive is the New Bling” promotion, or contest, or campaign, or practical joke, or whatever it is. We all had a good laugh and the writers of Engadget swore off the word “bling” forevermore. But the tin-eared marketing pales next to the sheer wrongness underneath. The pitch wasn’t really about bling at all, or even geek bling. I imagine what it said before Cory Coolhunter in Marketing got hold of it was, “We should tell everybody that the best portable electronic devices use Hitachi microdrives.

Try, try again

This is really one of the most maddening things that OS X does: The disk "Foo" is in use and could not be ejected. Try quitting applications and try again. Hey, you’re the damn computer – try telling me what those applications are! Try telling me what files are in use! Try letting me override! Quentin Stafford-Fraser commented on Tue Sep 13 04:29:25 2005: Agreed - this has always bugged me, and Windows does just the same.